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My Middle Name Is Sidney

Posted by Thunder Pig on June 30, 2008

Emily Nordling has never met a Muslim, at least not to her knowledge. But this spring, Ms. Nordling, a 19-year-old student from Fort Thomas, Ky., gave herself a new middle name on, mimicking her boyfriend and shocking her father.

“Emily Hussein Nordling,” her entry now reads.

With her decision, she joined a growing band of supporters of Senator Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, who are expressing solidarity with him by informally adopting his middle name.

The result is a group of unlikely-sounding Husseins: Jewish and Catholic, Hispanic and Asian and Italian-American, from Jaime Hussein Alvarez of Washington, D.C., to Kelly Hussein Crowley of Norman, Okla., to Sarah Beth Hussein Frumkin of Chicago.

Source: New York Slimes

Whadda buncha idiots!

Guess that backs up the observation that Republicans vote with their heads, and Dumb-o-crats vote with their hearts.

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Manure Thief Falls In Manure, Flees Scene Naked

Posted by Thunder Pig on June 28, 2008

A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.”

Source: ABC News

Manure Bombs? As in Water Balloon-type Bombs? Doood, that’s not cool.

Poetic justice stikes again. I’m hoping there were parasites in the manure.

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Anybody Have A Spare Nuke?

Posted by Thunder Pig on May 13, 2008

If you do, please contact me, and I will drive it to Chicago myself. These people are just too stupid to be sucking down air in the same country as me.

Now you know why sensible people have abandoned the cities, they’re eat up with maroons.

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Barack Obama Claims Visits To 57 States Updated With Obama Flag Lapel Pin!!!

Posted by Thunder Pig on May 10, 2008

If President George W. Bush had said that, the Democrats (and the Communist progressives) would be using the video as further proof of the lack of intelligence by President Bush. I’ll bet all they’ll do for Senator Barack H. Obama is to offer up excuses. Now, just a tiny bit of “karma” has started to bite them on the buttocks. Expect more over the next 6 months as their man goes down in flames.

Hat Tip: NC Republican Roundtable

**update** 12.57pm

I should have thought of that. Guess who did?

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Chemtrail Nonsense

Posted by Thunder Pig on May 1, 2008

I think this is my first foray into the thankless world of posting a video debunking a PCT (Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist). It was also appropriate that I used the bugle call “Fix Bayonets” at the beginning because I may find myself surrounded by hordes of thoughtless tinfoil hat wearing zombies. It could get ugly.

Oh, and here is the video that prompted the above video:

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What is Ted Turner Smoking?

Posted by Thunder Pig on April 4, 2008

Here is the money quote:

Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

That prediction is just plain nuts. Global Warming would be a boon to mankind, with increased growing seasons, the opening of new territory for crop land, and more rain. On the other hand, Global Cooling would be a unmitigated disaster for mankind, with shorter growing seasons, less land available for growing crops, and increased periods of drought…which we are beginning to experience…as the past year has seen Global temps plummet.

Sadly, there are probably millions of lefties out there who nod their heads in agreement when they hear this Environmental Fear-Mongering put forth by the Global Warming Idiots. (Say, have you noticed that they have ever so subtly starting to refer to “Climate Change” instead of Global Warming? They realize that the jig is very close to being up…) All the evidence is pointing to a cool down, and this will only make the socialists, lefties, and progressives all the more desperate to seize control, and steal your freedoms…using a lie to do it. These people do not care about the earth, all they want is power over other people.

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The Muslim Westboro Baptist

Posted by Thunder Pig on March 9, 2008

A California Imam celebrates the death of Jews in Israel at a memorial.

People like that need to flogged, pure and simple, whether it is the Phelps people or Imams.

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Is Hillary Clinton Stupid?

Posted by Thunder Pig on March 4, 2008

Photo Courtesy Daily Kos

The Clinton Campaign has placed journalists covering her campaign in a bathroom. No, this not a joke. This is just stupid. That is like putting house guests in the bathroom.

Read about it at Daily Kos, and wonder why people ever thought she was the smartest woman in politics.

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New York Slimes Tries To Slime McCain AGAIN!

Posted by Thunder Pig on February 28, 2008

You wouldn’t know that the Times recently endorsed McCain for President by their recent attempts to derail his campaign. First, they re-printed an old, already discounted rumor. Second, they question his eligibility to become President.

Idiots. Is there not one editor at that paper who has not had a class on US History, where the US Constitution is studied?

Am I more intelligent than the editors of that paper?

The latest sliming by the Times was forwarded to me by a local lefty blogger.

WASHINGTON — The question has nagged at the parents of Americans born outside the continental United States for generations: Dare their children aspire to grow up and become president? In the case of Senator John McCain of Arizona, the issue is becoming more than a matter of parental daydreaming.

Mr. McCain’s likely nomination as the Republican candidate for president and the happenstance of his birth in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936 are reviving a musty debate that has surfaced periodically since the founders first set quill to parchment and declared that only a “natural-born citizen” can hold the nation’s highest office.

Almost since those words were written in 1787 with scant explanation, their precise meaning has been the stuff of confusion, law school review articles, whisper campaigns and civics class debates over whether only those delivered on American soil can be truly natural born. To date, no American to take the presidential oath has had an official birthplace outside the 50 states.

Source: New York Times


I responded thusly:

I see the New York Slimes lives down to it’s poor reputation and is bereft of knowledge common to me since High School US History Class, and a simple reading of the US Constitution by anyone with half a brain. (I know today that seems to exclude the majority).

In recent history, three people have run for President who were born outside the Union proper, George Romney (born in Mexico), Barry Goldwater(born in Arizona before it became a state), and John McCain (born in the Panama Canal Zone to US Parents, one of whom was serving in the military).

You may argue that the Canal Zone is no longer US Territory (thanks, Jimmah), but Art 1, § 9 and Art. 1 § 10 prevent an ex post facto conviction. So, yes, he WAS born in the United States, even though it is no longer our territory. [Eligible #1]

McCain is a natural-born citizen under 8 USC 1401(c): “a person born outside of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents both of whom are citizens of the United States and one of whom has had a residence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions, prior to the birth of such person.” [Eligible #2]

I could go on, but there is no need. This does, however, give me an opportunity to note that the New York Times is engaged in tabloid journalism, creating controversies where none exist, and attacking a candidate for public office to the right of their position.

The question is settled law.

Feel free to email me if you have any further elementary questions regarding the US Constitution.

I had those references already on file due to having run across this problem before by reading through the fevered swamps of several Ron Paul forums [1] [2], and the equally fevered ramblings of Ted Samply, who (if he believes his allegations) should have pursued his crapola to get McCain removed from the Senate…and not wait until the man has the GOP Nomination locked up.

Previously on this blog:

John McCain IS A Natural Born Citizen

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World’s Dumbest Bomb Squad

Posted by Thunder Pig on February 5, 2008

Oh. my.

Read the accompanying post at Danger Room

And to think, I am nervous about working on the innards of electronic devices while they are still plugged in…these guys are Darwin Award candidates for sure.

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