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Cure For Obamaplexy Found!

Posted by Thunder Pig on February 17, 2008

Remember all those women who experience those fainting spells in the presence of Barack Obama? The condition has been given a name, Obamaplexy, and a cure has been discovered.

Go listen to Old Glory Radio for the cure and a special offer.

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2 Responses to “Cure For Obamaplexy Found!”

  1. Anonymous said

    This is the song that Obama reminds me of.

    http://www.hamienet.com/midi7595_Superstar.html

    Barack Obama, Superstar.

    Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?

    Barack Obama, Superstar,

    Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?

    Barack Obama, Superstar

    Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?

    Adoph Hitler could really rally those masses, and Olde Joe Stalin could make them walk barefoot through broken glasses, And Ho Chin Minn, he could bring the crowd in, and that Po Pot he know how his words could make them hot…

    Now do you believe?

    Now Marshall Applewhite made them think that they were going to go to Heaven on a comet, and David Koresh he sent his faithful on a path to Armageddon. And of course we all know about olde Jim Jones. His people did what he told em and that Kool-aid got overflowin…

    Now do you believe? (the mesmerized crowd shouts back Yes we Believe) Now do you believe?(louder) Yes, we believe? Hallelujah now get that sister some water (the front row of women then faints).

    Barack Obama, Superstar,

    Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?

    Barack Obama, Superstar

    Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?

    Now do you see yourself as as Che’s Second comin… Or maybe you set yourself up on a path even higher. Perhaps you do see yourself as the new Messiah, start a new religion with your as its idol.

    Do you believe?

    Cults of personalities well they very rarely end well and with yours it could set the earth a trembling… For when you come unglued as all cult leaders in the end do, you could push that nuclear button and set the earth afire..

    Barack Obama, Superstar,

    Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?

    Barack Obama, Superstar

    Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?

  2. Greg said

    http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1472/Cult_o1.mid

    You gave me fortune

    You gave me fame

    You me power in your god’s name

    I’m every person you need to be

    I’m the cult of personality

    Look into my eyes, what do you see?

    Cult of personality

    I know your anger, I know your dreams

    I’ve been everything you want to be

    I’m the cult of personality

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