Thunderpig’s Mirror

No Wonder Lefties Are Always Mad!

Posted by Thunder Pig on April 23, 2007

Sheryl “Stinky” Crow has mused the following in her blog:


Crow (4/19), Springfield, Tenn.: I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Source

Hat Tip: Drudge Report

This is totally absurd. How are you gonna enforce that little law? Not everybody makes rabbit pellets like you!

This is another prime example where the true objective of the Environmentalist Movement is the suppression, and oppression of the common people. What, pray tell, is more oppressive than having the government peaking in that stall to make sure you only use one or two squares?

Be very careful Ms Crow, you might find that some of us would take a page (or square) out of our friend the monkey’s play book, and fling poo at you at your next concert stop!

GLOBAL WARMING FUN FACT:

“The World’s Climatologist’s are agreed….Once the freeze starts, it will be too late.” Douglas Colligan, Science Digest 1975

One Response to “No Wonder Lefties Are Always Mad!”

  1. John W. said

    I think we should start a campaign called “Corn Cobs for Crow.”

    Just think, she’d never have to waste paper from trees ever again!!!

    PS…Remind me to never shake her hand should I ever met her!

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